Lately, I have had an unnatural urge to refer to cupcakes as brownies. You know, Shakespeare believed that even if you call something by the wrong name, that something is still the same thing it always was and will be. "If you call a rose some other name, it's still gonna be a rose and smell good," Shakespeare said.
I usually bring Crumbs cupcakes home on Tuesday nights. Pow. Then my girlfriend and I eat them. One each. It's a nice little treat. You have to treat yourself.
Halloween is approaching. My girlfriend wants me to see Paranormal Activity 2 with her. I am scared to see it. I watched Paranormal Activity 1 last year, and it made me afraid of demons for 3 weeks. That sucked. The worst part about demons is that you can never defeat them or outrun them or anything. They're just too powerful. It's not a fair fight. So, I told my girlfriend that I will see Paranormal Activity 2 with her as long as she cooks me chicken parmesan with penne pasta. This way, I will never have to see Paranormal Activity 2, and I can avoid fearing demons.
I don't fear aliens because I think they're fake.
E.T., for example, is fake.
Hey Will, great blog.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this link about aliens in China.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZV8qlrGWmU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDcxWt8WNrE
Maybe they are real?
One of those UFO's looked pretty convincing. I still fear demons more, though. Demons can possess your body and make you run on the ceiling really fast. That's terrifying.
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