Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Double-bowl of Golden Grahams

Big wow. Golden Grahams are delicious. Have you ever had a big bowl of Golden Grahams? Jesus hell, those things are toothsome. I just had a big bowl of Shredded Wheat, then I followed it with a double-bowl of Golden Grahams. Triple threat. Now I feel unwell.

Tonight, my girlfriend accused my cat of having knobby knees. She said he mounted her and poked her with his knobby knees.

I did some dishes tonight, and a lot of laundry. That's it. That's all I did. When you do laundry, your night is blown, and you might as well not try to do anything else.

I think I need to retire for the evening. I sense the Sandman.

Feed flapjacks to a bunch of jocks (before the big game).

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